A Tryst in Time

Midnight’s child Katrina Kaif Photo: AFP

Dear Katrina Kaif, we sympathise with you. It can’t be easy giving an interview a day about how you’re “still single”, while watching your male co-stars romp unapologetically. Which is why we’re thrilled that you’re getting your kicks with Ranbir Kapoor, even if you did have to organise the complicated dance of showing up at his bungalow, Krishnaraj, post midnight, then quickly sending your car home lest it be spotted by nosy photographers. A girl’s got to find her way to stay in the game, and a tryst in time keeps us all sane, we say.

Exorcist

Bhatt’s Skeletons Tumble Out

If the pictures of a scantily clad Bipasha Basu being caressed by demonic hands weren’t creepy enough, here’s another reason why Raaz 3 is going to be terrifying. Rumour has it that the film is based on the true story of filmmaker Vikram Bhatt’s relationship with ex-girlfriend Ameesha Patel, who used to ‘manipulate’ him and even caused a rift in his family. Err, we’re not sure what magical powers Patel possesses or why the demons at her beckoning didn’t get her more hits. But we’re certainly going to think twice before dumping a filmmaker hereon.

Attention, Please

In the world of smartphones, it’s hard to explain Shahid Kapoor’s behaviour on Twitter. Especially since Mary Kom isn’t really an Internet domain called marycom, as the actor would have you believe. Though he has since apologised for his grammatical faux pas, we’re sure that it isn’t just a hectic shooting schedule that is making Shahid tweet silly mistakes. We’d rather assume the opposite: Maybe the boy just likes to trend online and Internet trolls are mere pawns in his devious typo-game.

‘I don’t want to date a man who looks in the mirror’

Anushka Sharma (Explaining some of Ranveer Singh’s unfortunate wardrobe choices)